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Wedded Diss tweeteth

Now you can sign up for microdoses of Diss. (Microdisses, if you will). Wedded Diss is now on Twitter: twitter.com/WeddedDiss If you dig weird weddings, somewhat unconventional marriages, husbands who...

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Scratch shuts its doors

Downtown nightclub Scratch has closed its doors without any fanfare. No closing party, no pinatas, no farewell shooters. “It is with many emotions that I have to announce that @scratchclub opened its...

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Man shows signs of Almost Empty Nest syndrome

This toboggan won’t pull itself, daddy. A local father was shocked to learn recently that his services are no longer required.   After 16 years of parenting, the middle-aged man woke up one day, ate...

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I have seen the bullies and they are us

Bullies are bad. We’ve always known this. We all agree on it. Bullies hurt people who don’t deserve it. This is unacceptable. There was a time when you had to put up with bullies. They were inevitable,...

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Finally! An April Fool’s Joke vending machine!

Have you left your April Fool’s shopping ’til the last minute? There is no need to press the panic button. (When it comes to cliches, there is never a need to press the panic button. In fact, no one...

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